I know, I know. I say that all the time. But seriously. I thought this was going to be awful. I dreaded watching it. But oh. my. gosh. I want to BFF this man, and make him DM for me all the time.
AMAZING.
What was your favorite monster? Do you have a great impression of a D&D Monster? I wanna see!
Oh, prom. A lovely right of passage that I’m assuming most of you tried with all your might to avoid.
Well, you wouldn’t want to avoid it if your date let you ride in this:
Imagine waiting for the doors to rise and let you and your date out. You saunter into the gym, knowing you’re the man. Beautiful.
This photo came from the Delorean Club of Ohio. I’m not sure if they own the limo or if they just like looking at pictures of it, but I would SO go to prom with you if this limo was involved. Just saying.
And in all seriousness, prom is a right of passage, and it is really stupid, but it’s good to say you did it. Instead of spending money on a boring, fancy dinner, My date and I went to Chuck E Cheese with a group of friends. And it was amazing until he got stuck in one of the tubes. We had so much fun, we went to our prom late, prizes in hand. Do something inexpensive and cheap that will make for fun memories and express your personality–have a big game tournament at your house before or after, or dress up in formal versions of your favorite characters!
Did any of you go to prom this year? What was your experience like? If you skipped out on prom, what did you do instead?
Wow. A group of teenagers were able to combine Furries, Goths, and Twilight Fans all into one:
Wolfie Blackheart. Dreamboat.
Let’s just say that local news shows ALWAYS make a big deal about this kind of thing, but they seemed to have a bit of compassion for these kids. Even they know that they’re not planning on causing too much trouble. But still, you’re not looking for attention? Of course you’re not, hon.
Do you have any members of Team Jacob werewolves in your school?
Idea factory is creating a game for Japanese Xbox 360 owners where you’ll create and design your very own virtual wife. In the game, My Wife: A Bride Just For You, you’ll be able to customize your wife by choosing her looks, voice & personality and then start playing as virtual newlyweds. Weeird.
I don’t know how I feel about this idea seeing as how in Fable, I always cheated or got sick of my wives. I’d take them to the Hobbe Caves & let the Hobbes have at her so my purity level wouldn’t go down! Amiright or amiright or AMIRIGHT?!?! I just see this game getting boring, very fast, OR, I see extremely weird people playing it and ending up with unrealistic standards of women or some ridiculous ass relationship guidelines. Either way, I think those games are best left to the imagination and not on Xbox.
Because nothing makes me happier than making fun of guys that wear Ed Hardy, laugh at their own lame-ass jokes and think Madden 2010 is the pinnacle of gaming.
*Oh yea baybee.. I’m totally weak in the knees!*
[Thank you, Jostin, who upon seeing this video had to go and burn all of his brand new Ed Hardy t-shirts. Sorry buddy!]