Ewww this stand gives me the heebie jeebies. The legs are wrapped around it! Gross! I wouldn’t want to pick up my Ipod at all! “No, YOU pick it up! NO YOU pick it UP! NO YOU!”

Breffo – Spiderpodium £14.99 Available March 29, 2010

The Spiderpodium is a stand for your MP3 player, iPhone, iPod, iPod Touch, camera or any other kind of portable pocket device. It also shows off to everyone that your not afraid of spiders. Well… that is, until a real one crawls near you. Then you shriek in panic like a middle aged school girl and jump into your co-worker Pam’s frail arms which snaps her pencil width legs right in half and bruises your preciously sensitive tale bone! “COOOOL DUDE… WAY TO PLAY IT OFFFFF!!! I THOUGHT YOU WEREN’T AFRAID OF SPIDERS!”

…Pam is 74 years old, what did you expect her to do? Carry you like a Spartan?!“

[Breffo]

If you’ve ever wanted to feel even more like a lonely, awkward loser while watching a movie by yourself, here’s your chance!

Put on a pair of Sony’s TDG-BR100 and TDG-BR50 active shutter glasses! These are Sony’s 3-D capable eye wear that will cost you about $133 each. Yes, thats right.. each. Wow.

Would you pay that much to watch 3-D in your home? (This is not including the price for the 3-D capable DVD player or TV you might have to purchase) I know I’d just break them or lose them like I do with all my sunglasses! I say ‘NO GO!’

Source: [Gizmodo]