This is (kinda) Happening: The Jersey Shore Videogame [5 comments]

Brittney

You can run and you can hide, but Jersey Shore will find you. Even if extreme precautionary measures that would reflect a zombie outbreak were taken, you would still not be safe. The echoing words of “GTL” will seek and infiltrate your brain as tanning lotion will seep into your skin. Hair gel will violently extend across your walls in a scraggly, vein pattern and your fist will start…pumping. Pumping erratically, madly.  Uncontrollably.

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Long story short, Jersey Shore is everywhere. It now has its own game to promote Season 2. Beginning today for all Jersey Shore fans on Facebook (tomorrow for all others) you can take control of your favorite Jersey Shore reality star, and from the sounds of it, fight with others (surprise!). You can even use deadly weapons such as pickles and suntan lotion. Are you sold? No? Maybe this will get you.

The game will add content and develop according to the events that unfold in each episode.

Still not sold?

Me neither.

Anyway, I’m going to be completely honest and admit that I am not going to play it, so I’m not giving you any more details. Just know this is a thing, and it’s happening.

There is also an app called “Spread Snooki” (for serious) making its way to your iPone very soon.  Apparently you can take photos and put her face in there…and stuff.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I must take my leave as I’m now overwhelmed with the urge to do something productive with my time.