This is a video of a chick that totally nails the plot of Star Wars without even having seen the movie. It’s unbelievable! Talk about one in a million! It’s like she has psychelepathy or something!

Okay not really. This animated movie is the Star Wars plot, narrated by a girl who has never seen the movie and couldn’t be farther from being correct. It’s pretty funny, but really, it just makes me want to glue some headphones playing Weird Al Yankovic’s – The Saga Begins to her ears. That’ll teach her right!

[Joe Nicolosi]

In case you are a complete idiot like me who greets people with a punch in the face instead of a high five, here is a lesson on high five etiquette and how to properly greet someone.

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WARNING: Listen carefully to what he says. I misunderstood and threw a microwave at my Aunt Edna this morning, who definitely did NOT understand that I was just trying to give her a level 5 greeting!! I mean, SHEESH, talk about dramatic! I only see her once a year and I wanted to make it special; that’s why I did what I thought was the highest level of greetings! Apparently, I was wrong.

Meh.. I bet she’ll come around once she’s out of intensive care.

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Because nothing makes me happier than making fun of guys that wear Ed Hardy, laugh at their own lame-ass jokes and think Madden 2010 is the pinnacle of gaming.

*Oh yea baybee.. I’m totally weak in the knees!*

[Thank you, Jostin, who upon seeing this video had to go and burn all of his brand new Ed Hardy t-shirts. Sorry buddy!]

The rumored iPhone 4G has been talked about for months and months, but we’ve never heard much about it …until now!

Some idiot apparently left the unreleased brand-spanking-new iPhone 4G model at a bar in Redwood City, California. If hes not kicking himself in the ass right now, I bet Apple is!

What do you think of the iPhone 4G’s sleek look?

[Source: Gizmodo] & thank you to Cthaniel :D

From the popular video game Street Fighter, the infamous character known as Guile was sentenced today after the court was shown a video of his aggressive vandalism.

Guile was sentanced to 6 months in jail and two years of anger management classes. Lolz.

via [Geekologie]

Jeez, I’ve heard rumors that Activision was headed by a big bunch of jerks but this is absolutely absurd. Infinity Ward’s head bosses Vince Zampella and Jason West were expecting a large royalty check with a “thank you” for making one of the greatest most successful games of all-time. Instead, Activision fired them before the date of their payment.

“Instead of thanking, lauding, or just plain paying Jason and Vince for giving Activision the most successful entertainment product ever offered to the public,” attorney Robert Schwartz said, “last month Activision hired lawyers to conduct a pretextual ‘investigation’ into unstated and unsubstantiated charges of ‘insubordination’ and ‘breach of fiduciary duty,’ which then became the grounds for their termination on Monday, March 1st.”

Dude, I don’t care what happened. Modern Warfare 2 was so utterly freakin’ SWEET and successful, that I think Activision should have just swallowed their pride & kissed some Infinite butts. Does this mean the Call of Duty enterprise will now plummet?

Wow. Is that Travis McCoy from the Gym Class Heros with a turtle backpack on? NO?
It’s a teenage mutant ninja turtle backpack sold at Hot Topic that is sure to make you look like an idiot. This backpack irritates me beyond belief for some reason. Any 14 year old hipster wearing this backpack with that dinky little eye band, I’ll go Shredder on your face for disgracing one of my favorite childhood cartoons. You’re not cute, you never watched the show and THE TURTLES ARE NOT A TREND!

Wow Sony. This is a big whoops!
Remain in the dark no longer! Your questions are answered.

A glitch in the Playstation 3 systems caused a serious uproar yesterday when users found that they could not connect to the Playstation Network or for some, even play their PS3 at all. The glitch also raped certain users of their player data and game achievements which devastated players with all their hard earned trophies. Sony has not released any information on the number of data loss casualties, as they are kicking themselves in the butt right now for having their market just finally pick up.

Sony has confirmed that the error was caused by a Y2K-like glitch in which the older models viewed 2010 as a leap year. Owners of the newer Slim models appear to be unaffected by this catastrophe while older system consumers remain scared and torn from the incident.

Thanks to Joystiq, be not confused any longer! Your questions are answered:

Q. Is it safe to turn on my PS3 now?
A. Right now, it appears the answer is “yes.” The PlayStation Network is online and fully functional for owners of the PS3 Phat system, and games appear to be running problem-free. Sony has yet to issue an official “you can use your PS3″ statement, however.

Q. Do I have to download a firmware update?
A. Nope. The problem should just fix itself automatically, whether you’re online or not.

Q. My Trophy data for [insert game here] is gone! (I know, I know — that’s not a question, but still!)
A. If you lost any Trophy data over the past 24 hours, there may be a way to salvage it. Launch the game for which you’re trying to restore Trophies and it should automatically recreate a Trophy data set on your PS3’s memory, which you can then sync with the PSN server (just by opening up your Trophy list in the XMB). Our Heavy Rain Trophies had vanished, but this trick brought them back from the ether.

Q. The time and date on my PS3 are wrong. How do I fix this?
A.Under Settings in the XMB, then under the Time/Date settings, you should be able to set your console to automatically sync the time and date via the internet.

*A moment of silence for all the PS3 users that were robbed of their hard earned gaming careers, I hope you are able to restore your achievements & may the force be with you..*

Source: [Playstation.Blog] [Joystiq]

WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?!

This sexy man here is 23-year-old Westley Strellis and he is angry! What drives a man to awkwardly swing a metal baseball bat into 29 flatscreens at Walmart, causing $22,000 dollars in damage? Beats me! If I had to guess, I would say that he got fed up with being accused of looking like a clean-shaven Michael Moore.

Source:
[Herald Sun]

In case anybody cares what Miss America has to say about anything other than hair products, the recently crowned Carissa Cameron, has strong opinions regarding video games and laziness. Continue reading »