Defeat the Rain! [2 comments]
April 1, 2010
As I’m sure you’ve heard, it rains a lot in Seattle. Not downpours like you East-coasters have, but still, it’s annoying. And if you’re “cool” and “local” you’re not supposed to carry an umbrella. Psh. I’d rather be dry and comfortable, thank you.
But now there’s a way to carry an umbrella and STILL be badass. And it’s the Excali-brella.

When folded and carried on your back, it looks like any old sword. And then–

BAM! It protects you from the harsh water falling from the sky. TAKE THAT, RAIN!
(Calms down, takes a deep breath.)
Seriously, how quickly can I get one of these to my home? Because the next time it rains, I don’t want to be caught unprepared.
(Available from Think Geek.)



