I don’t know what you guys have planned this weekend, but Brittney and I are going to do something AMAZING:

The Red, White, and Dead Zombie Walk in Fremont!

(Last year’s event. Holy zombies everywhere, Batman!)

Seattle had the world record for largest zombie gathering, but some music festival in England narrowly stole it from us. We’re going to take it back, and we’re hoping to get 10,000 zombies to be in one place at one time!

Brittney and I will be hanging out, decked out in zombie garb. We’ll be playing Dead Rising 2, watching zombie fashion shows (I didn’t know zombies cared so much about their looks!), dancing to Thriller, and just rocking out, undead style.

Come join us! We’ll be tweeting/vlogging throughout the event, and would love to hang with you.

You can register online for only $3 here (and skip the huge line tomorrow) or you can register for $5 at the door. By registering, your name will be sent to the Guinness World Records as part of the largest zombie event!

Zombies not your thing? Then go see Kristina sing some Harry Potter rock in Bellevue!
Details:
July 3 – 6:30pm
Lewis Creek Park Visitors Center
5808 Lakemont Blvd.
Bellevue, WA 98009
$10 – ALL AGES

We hope to see you this weekend, and wish you all a fun (and safe) 4th of July! Seriously, don’t blow yourself up with modded fireworks. I know how you guys are…

Zombie Zaxy! is a post from: That Girl is a Geek!

Because you’re sick of your fake bear skin that you got last year, you hipster! Jokes.
Apparently these bad boys don’t come out until August 25th but that won’t stop me! I want a Wampa Rug from ThinkGeek.com and I want one naoooooooow! Hmph. By the way, anyone want a golden goose egg?! I got a million of these things and I’m sick of ‘em.

Wampa Rug – $99 (Available August 25th!)

[ThinkGeek]

Wipe Your Feet On This: Buy A Star Wars Wampa Rug is a post from: That Girl is a Geek!

Before you shower, next time ask yourself  “Do I want just a shower? Or do I want to bathe myself in the force with the Rebel & Empire alliance?” That should be a sexy time! ……With yourself. *awkward* DID I MENTION THEY HAVE SNES CARTRIDGE BAR SOAP?!

GEEKSOAP’s Snes 16-bit Game Cartridge Soap – $6.50

[Geek Soap Store]

Thanks to Droo, who is too cool to spell his name normally with the letters “EW.”

Geek Soap Makes You Feel So Fresh And So Clean is a post from: That Girl is a Geek!

My stomach is gurgling from the Double Down as I write this. Goodness gracious, is that “sandwich” an experience. Take a look at my adventure below:

I was so young, so naive. What was I thinking?

The sandwich in all its glory.

My recap: I survived. Barely.

Have you tried it? What did you think?

Double Down: Not Delicious is a post from: That Girl is a Geek!

Zaxy Fans,

I hate to do this to you, but if I don’t come clean today, someone else will reveal our secret.

We’re not who we say we are. Don’t get me wrong, all of these posts have been true and from our hearts. We love gaming and geekery… but we’re not girls.

The girls you see in the photo to your right have been hired by us. They’ve made a couple appearances as “Zaxy” and did a little photo shoot. But in all honestly, they’re not us.

In fact, those girls don’t know their Star Trek from their Star Wars. Tara just babbles on about magazines and Twilight, and Jill does nothing but quote Beyonce lyrics. I once asked her nicely to be quiet, and she just started shouting something about being a Diva. Yikes.

Allow me to introduce the real “Jill” and “Tara”. Our names are Jason and Tyler.

I’m Tyler. This photo was taken at one of my fave comic stores: They had a bunch of this book, and since I know I’m a “geek”, I thought this would make the perfect facebook photo.

This is Jason, he writes as “Jill”. This photo was taken about 4 years ago, but it’s still his favorite. He uses it for EVERYTHING.

You probably have some questions. I’ll see if I can answer most of them in this post for you.

Q: Seriously?
A: Seriously. You never thought of it? Come on. You think a girl ACTUALLY thinks Star Trek cologne is cool?

Q: I knew you were too 1337 to be girls.
A: So did we. That’s why we’re guys.

Q: Can we just have the girls back?
A: Yes. We’ll keep the girls’ photos up and continue to write from their voices because it’s fun.

Q: But I met the girls at (insert convention here)!
A: It’s true. You met the actors. Tell me, did they babble on about magazines and Beyonce? They’re paid actresses so they shouldn’t have, but damn are those girls high maintenance. Jill asked to be paid entirely in adorable puppies and Tara wanted nothing more than a “bathtub full of pink glitter”.

Q: You still seem kinda cool. Could we meet you guys?
A: Unfortunately, Jason hasn’t left his house for 3 years for fear of the sun. We communicate entirely through ChatRoulette. I just have to keep “nexting” until I find him. It’s tedious. But I’m up for a beer!

Q: Good sir, what day is it?
A: Why it’s the 1st of April, why do you ask?

A Confession is a post from: That Girl is a Geek!

SMBC (Or Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal) is a comic I’ve been enjoying for a while. It’s dark, often borderline offensive or NSFW, and hilarious. Topics often include superheros, science, and relationships.

The comic updates pretty much every day.

Take a look at one of my fave comics below!

Webcomic Wednesday: SMBC is a post from: That Girl is a Geek!

This is a t-shirt from Shirt.woot that brightens my mood every time I see it. I heart it so much, I currently have the image set as my desktop background.

Admiral Ackbar “It’s A Trap!” T-shirt – $15

“It’s a trap!” Lawlz! Ohhh Ackbar, who knew you’re unpleasant, squid-face could ever be so adorable!

T-Shirt! (It’s A Trap!) is a post from: That Girl is a Geek!