Wipe Your Feet On This: Buy A Star Wars Wampa Rug

Because you’re sick of your fake bear skin that you got last year, you hipster! Jokes.
Apparently these bad boys don’t come out until August 25th but that won’t stop me! I want a Wampa Rug from ThinkGeek.com and I want one naoooooooow! Hmph. By the way, anyone want a golden goose egg?! I got a million of these things and I’m sick of ‘em.

Wampa Rug – $99 (Available August 25th!)

[ThinkGeek]

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Disney’s Newest Star Wars Weekend Ads

Every year, Disney hosts Star Wars themed weekends in the summer to boost their reputation and to promote the animated TV series, The Clone Wars.

Even though I wish Disney would stop with the weekend festivals and just go ahead and make a Star Wars Amusement Park already, the ads for these events are clever enough to make anyone want to go. Look how excited Darth Maul is about his rainbow face paint! Lawlz.

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Star Wars is REAL and Yoda is WATCHING!

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Someone spotted this cloud in Vancouver. Looks like Yoda’s keeping an eye out for us.

Be good! He’s watching!

(Thanks to Michael Lonergan who snapped the picture.)

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Star Wars Lego Movie

Holy crap!

Some kid with a MASSIVE Lego Star Wars collection decided to make a stop-motion movie on the original trilogy. It’s freakin amazing!

If you ask me, the kid got some professional help making the movie. I don’t see how a kid that young could have produced something so difficult and awesome at an age like that. Unless….. he used the FORCE! He’s a Jedi! What a champ! I want to grow up and be just like him! Er.. uh.. I mean go back in time, and be just like him!

Excuse me while I go to Toys R Us and buy out the entire Batman collection to be as cool as this kid.

[Thank you to Adrian who dropped the Lego Stanley Cup that this kid made for him. Way to go, man.]

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Star Wars Day: Set Your Wallpaper

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This is holy grail of all the Star Wars posters. It combines the bad assness of every movie into one gigantic cluster of awesome. For the remainder of Star Wars Day, it is highly recommended that your wallpaper be set to this or any other Star Wars themed desktop background to honor the greatest saga of all time. Thanks. That is all.

[Thanks to Drew, who has his desktop background set to Jar Jar Binks smiling.]

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Here Ya Go Guys: Sexy Star Wars Car Wash

Alright, here you go guys! I’m posting this only because it’s Star Wars Day. I don’t think any explanation of the video is needed on my part as I’m sure imaginations are traveling at light-speed right now.

P.s. I wish I would have been a part of this, I finally would have been able to wear my Jabba the Hutt in a coconut bikini costume! Now that’s sexy!

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Star Wars Plot Retold By A Girl Who Hasn’t Seen It


This is a video of a chick that totally nails the plot of Star Wars without even having seen the movie. It’s unbelievable! Talk about one in a million! It’s like she has psychelepathy or something!

Okay not really. This animated movie is the Star Wars plot, narrated by a girl who has never seen the movie and couldn’t be farther from being correct. It’s pretty funny, but really, it just makes me want to glue some headphones playing Weird Al Yankovic’s – The Saga Begins to her ears. That’ll teach her right!

[Joe Nicolosi]

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May the 4th Be With You!

Happy May the 4th, everyone!

To celebrate, take a look at these Star Wars activities:

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Death Star Pinata
Defeat the Death Star and get candy! Best day ever.

Yoda Soda
1. Put a scoop of lime sherbet in a glass.
2. Top with Sprite (or Mountain Dew if you’re like Jill.)
3. Feel the force growing stronger.
Delish!

Star Wars- Starring You!

Let Jib Jab help you achieve your dreams of being in a Star Wars film. And check out the one we made!

Starring:
Jill as Luke Skywalker
Tara as Princess Leia
Neil Patrick Harris as Han Solo
and Master Chief as Lando Calrissian

What will you be doing to celebrate May the 4th?

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Creative & Memorable Star Wars Costumes

Here’s a collection of some amazing, and less than amazing, but-still-awesome-because-it’s-Star Wars-and-anything-Star-Wars-is-awesome, costumes.

[Hit the JUMP to view them all!!]

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Ultimate Gamer Room Stuff

Everyone has a place in their home where they like to watch TV, go on the computer, watch movies and play video games. The greatest way to arrange your house is so you can have all those activities in one room, “The Gamer Room.” Whether it’s your living room, bedroom, den or playroom, the gamer room is the sanctuary of your house. Your personal kingdom! Here are some cool things that would make anyone jealous (me especially) of your beloved gaming haven!

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