Don’t try this at home. But if you do, wear goggles and take a YouTube video.

This is why science is awesome.

But seriously. Be careful.

(Thanks to Boing Boing.)

If you hate your friends and don’t want them to ever come over to your house again, hang up this scary shower curtain, turn off your lights and make fun of them after they piss themselves in your bathroom.

Product Site: UrbanOutfitters $28

So about a week ago I started watching LOST Season 1. (Word of advice: Don’t ever start watching LOST on an airplane!) I only started watching it out of pure boredom, which then turned into easy entertainment and now has become my obsession! I am DETERMINED to catch up before the final season finale so that I don’t get Snape Kills Dumbledore‘d after it airs on TV. I only have a matter of weeks to catch up! It’s shameful to say that when I get off work at 5 o’clock, I rush home, skip the chores, grab my puppy, grab some food and a beverage, and have a LOST-fest til I can’t stand to keep my eyes open anymore.

Since doing so, I’ve had frequent nightmares, I once woke up screaming (I heard myself mid-scream.. WEEIRD!!) and I’m terrified of the dark, imagining Walt covered in water in my bedroom. All of that aside, I’M LOVING IT! I think my friends are a little annoyed by my constant play by play text commentary (*ZOMG JACK & KATE JUST KISSED!*, *ZOMG I HATE SAWYER!* *ZOMG MICHAEL NEEDS TO CALM DOWN!*), but this show is totally worth the 2 weeks of laundry I’ve put behind me.

With that said, Splinter Cell: Conviction came out yesterday. I hope you all enjoy playing it, seeing as how I wont be able to manage the time for it just yet. (Damn me for not having a clone!) I saw the game at PAX which initially sparked my interest. The graphics look amazing! It has some kind of nice & clean-feel to it and I really look forward to playing multiplayer, however I cannot risk the finale of LOST being spoiled by any distraction.

I’m hoping that I’m not crazy (as I previously thought all LOST people were) and that I’ll be catchin up soon! (1 & 2 – LONGEST SEASONS EVER.) I’d like to hear some input on SCC since I haven’t read much about it yet. If it’s *“The most epic game evar!-omg-omg-omg!!..”,* I’d definitely be willing to sacrifice a few hours from my busy LOST-fest schedule to see what it’s all about. If not, you can bet your bottom I’ll be at home ranting about Sawyer being a jerk, Kate bein a slut and OMG Jack! Knock it off with the temper tantrums! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FAVORITE!!

*VEEEEEORUMMM* *WHAAABOOSH!* *WHAAAAABOOSH!*

…play the player to see how bad I am at typing out sound effects…

DIE EVIL GHOSTS IN MY ROOM!! DIE!!!!!!!

Dream catcher, weam smatcher! (Nice one!)

Product Site

Okay seriously, whoever came up with this product is a GENIUS. A LIGHTSABER NIGHTLIGHT?!?!?!?! There is not one thing about that sentence that doesn’t make perfect sense! Why didn’t I think of that! I must have one, but they are only available for pre-order right now. Being that I’m terrified of the dark (side) I don’t know how long I can make it. Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope!

Ewww this stand gives me the heebie jeebies. The legs are wrapped around it! Gross! I wouldn’t want to pick up my Ipod at all! “No, YOU pick it up! NO YOU pick it UP! NO YOU!”

Breffo – Spiderpodium £14.99 Available March 29, 2010

The Spiderpodium is a stand for your MP3 player, iPhone, iPod, iPod Touch, camera or any other kind of portable pocket device. It also shows off to everyone that your not afraid of spiders. Well… that is, until a real one crawls near you. Then you shriek in panic like a middle aged school girl and jump into your co-worker Pam’s frail arms which snaps her pencil width legs right in half and bruises your preciously sensitive tale bone! “COOOOL DUDE… WAY TO PLAY IT OFFFFF!!! I THOUGHT YOU WEREN’T AFRAID OF SPIDERS!”

…Pam is 74 years old, what did you expect her to do? Carry you like a Spartan?!“

[Breffo]

This is an image that was taken by NASA’s Cassini spacecraft, 9,500 kilometers away from of Saturn’s moon ‘Mimas.’ As you can see, Mimas’ pure resemblence of the Death Star, supreme weapon of mass destruction, only can mean one thing: ALIENS MUST BE REALLY BIG FANS OF STAR WARS! OR- they are secretly creating it, disguising it as a moon and they eventually plan on DESTROYING US ALL! Either theory totally justifies the 88 mile wide crater on the moon’s surface.

Source: [The Sun]

NightZero, the amazing post-apocalyptic, zombie thrilled, webcomic &  graphic novel team, did a special cosplay photoshoot on L4D characters. It’s titled ‘Left 5 Dead’ on their Flickr. (Check out the full L5D set here!)

(Thats my friend Tara in the above picture!)

I think they did a pretty dang good job if I don’t mind saying so myself! Whoever is playing Bill is FANTASTIC! This looks like a blast! I want to do one!

P.s. Seattlites – Night Zero is throwing their graphic novel pre-order party in Seattle on Saturday, March 6th. Dress up as zombie or post-apocalyptic survivor & party like its the end of the world! Click here details. Should be fun!

(Thank you to Tara, who is as beautiful dead as I wish I was alive!)

These pictures are a series of excellent photoshop skills and creepy celebrity portraits from Celebuzz.com. Here’s a few of the weirdest:

Evangeline Lilly

Sandra Bullock

Adam Sandler

President Obama

Click here for the full gallery!
Sources: [Buzzfeed] via [Celebuzz]

No, this is not about Robert Pattinson happily smiling at you while doing your dishes, so all you Twilighter idiots can go hyperventilate someplace else!

The gnarly, 2-D side-scroller ‘The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai‘ was a violent blood bath fest on XBLA. For some reason I never brought myself to play it. Despite the fact that my list of games to play is more or less turning into a 5ft long pirate’s scroll, (YEEAARGH!) I’m extremely motivated to play it now that Ska Studios has released the trailer for its sequel ‘The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile.’

My first photoshoot was fun but I was crazy nervous! I love the people at Less Avenged though, they are amazing! Check out my video from the Less Avenged photoshoot I did last week!

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