I’M BRONCHITISAURUS! [7 comments]

Jill

CHILLIN IN MAH DETH BED! .. COUGHIN TERROR IN MAH BEDROOMZ!

Jill here! Really though, I am Bronchitisaurus.
I have bronchitis and a dinosaur roar for a cough. THE PLAGUE HAS TAKEN OVER! Damn you, PAX! Seriously, I’ve heard rumors but … what the hell, man? I’ve been so sick I’ve hardly had a grip on typing or even just using my computer in general! I’m always second guessing myself, ‘is it the sickness doing this or is this really me?’ I never know.

I wanted to bring up the fact that today was April Fools. Yes, Tara pulled a prank to which a few of you didn’t understand and probably still think remains true. Shoot, *personally* I think Jason and Tyler are some dang sexy alias’s if I don’t mind sayin so myself. I think I should make a blog where Tara and I secretly pose as those identities and be the secret writers behind their images. (….or ya know..like not.) Anyways, if you guys didn’t get the joke, I would seriously reconsider & second guess everything you’ve heard today if I were you. (The Indian Halo movie on IGN IS NOT REAL, Lindsay Lohan did not die and Conan apparently is only semi-tired as he revealed on his twitter.)

Me however, I DO NOT DO APRIL FOOLS! IT IS A NASTY AWFUL HOLIDAY THAT TORTURES ME EVERY YEAR! I’ve been disappointed 3 separate times today. Two of which were by ThinkGeek.com!
The iPad Arcade Case:

& the Dharma Initiative Clock

What’s most embarrassing about these incidents is that I didn’t even find out that they were April Fools jokes til I actually tried to BUY one of them! The Dharma Initiative Clock was too good to be true! (*Sigh*) … Though, there is a chance that they will actually make these items, I’m kinda hoping they wont make the iCade. I don’t want to have to buy an iPad and that thing.. is just *way* too cute for me to pass up!

Alrighty then, back to chillinz in mah deathbedz! Glad April Fools is over, hope you all had a good one! Rest easy and I hope all my PAX peeps start feelin better!

Jill

Suffering from PAX Plague [2 comments]

Jill

Jill here!
Laying in bed sicker than …someone who is really sick, I curse all you PAX attendees for getting me like this! JK, but whatever happened to me at PAX is beyond a mystery. I cannot believe this happened! My sickness prevention levels were full throttle! I used so much freaking hand sanitizer that my hands literally became chapped and tender from all the alcohol, I took vitamin C tablets everyday and I even made sure that I ate healthier foods whenever it was time to go eat! HOW am I stuck in my bed still, 3 days after PAX ended and I used every method convenient to me to skip out on all the germs?! Aghh.. I blame US Airways, but thats a whole ‘nother story.

I saw this video today. Amazing. This guy does TONS of video game mash ups with a gory-like twist. (Also good: Mortal Kombat meets Oregon Trail)

Sweet. If I was creative and smart, I would do all sorts a-things, like Master Chief’s Vacation to Little Big Planet, or Jigglypuff Gets Lost On Silent Hill. Dang how I wish I could just download knowledge! Screw learning. (Click HERE for more mash ups)

Anyways, being in this useless condition, I could not be more greatful for the internet, wireless connectivity and my wonderful laptop thats keeping my belly warm. Good wishes to you all, I hope you all stay healthy!

[Nice big thank you to Tim J!]