I honestly cant think of what I’d add to this picture to make it any sweeter!

Batman with a lightsaber, riding a shark, while fighting it all at the same time. ZO EM GEE. Where can I hang this in my house?

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Gears of War 3 is rumored to be coming April 2011 with the first teaser trailer to be released as early as next month. Do we believe our ears? This information comes from a “trusted US publishing source” from Edge. The game also is rumored to have a full reveal at E3 in June.

“Microsoft’s keen to avoid a clash with Halo: Reach and wants Natal to own Christmas. That’s why we won’t be seeing Gears of War 3 until next year, but expect a major marketing push ahead of its release,” the source said. Via IGN

The wait for Gears of War 3 might be a lot shorter than we thought! But it depends if this source is legitimate and not lying to us. They should know that I’ve killed people for less! DONT TOY WITH MY EMOTIONS YOU FOOL! YOU EVIL SOURCE-…RER! Hah! See what I did there?! ehhh? EHH? I’m so cool…. *worried smile*

[IGN] [Edge]

Here are some pictures of Tara and I at Emerald City Comic Con as well as pictures of us hanging with the cast of The Guild. March 13th & 14th was an epic weekend! (Hit teh jump for moar & click the image for a larger picture!)

(LOOooOOoOoOoVE!)

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(Bad joke, I know! At least I think I’m funny!)

Thanks to you readers and all the amazing feedback, Zaxy.com is fortunate enough to have it’s first two sponsors! Not only that, but they are some amazing companies to have bestowed upon our grateful hearts.

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Our first sponsor, CLEAR™ is the amazing 4G WiMAX mobile internet service. I will be at SXSW hanging out at CLEAR’s video game & music booth. I’ll hopefully be PWNing some SXSW band asses at MW2 through the dates of March 16th – 20th! So stay posted for my twitter updates!

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We also have the courtesy of going to Boston with PlayOn for PAX East! PlayOn is a digital media server that streams internet media from your PC to your Xbox 360 or Playstation 3 so that you can watch all of your favorite shows online, on your TV! Tara and I will be at their booth March 26th – 28th and we couldn’t be more excited!

Are you going to be at SXSW or PAX East? Let us know! Tell us!

Screw Project Natal, Playstation ‘Move’ and the stupid Wii-mote tracking systems, I WANT ONE OF THESE IN MY LIVING ROOM!

This over-sized beehive ball is called the ‘VirtuSphere.’ This kind of technology enables players to step out of reality and into a virtual 3-D gaming world. The VirtuSphere tracks you’re body’s movement using a wireless head-tracking camera visor worn over your eyes, as well as a light gun with peripherial tracking. The sphere enables users to actually walk as their character in the game and detects the players’ path of direction while playing.

Pretty neato! Maybe I can use this to start my training as a SECRET ASSASSIN!

[Joystiq]

For some reason these make me want candy.

Playstation’s new motion controller device ‘Move’ has officially been announced for late 2010! Playstation has released a trailer so we can see what we’ll look like whilst playing..

..Cooool dude. Who is going to want to play like that in front of their friends/girlfriends/boyfriends/? What I really want to know is how the HECK did they TRANSFORM that girl INTO THREE PEOPLE! If they can do that… then I don’t even want to know what kinds of trouble people will get into. JK I know thats not really how it is… or is it?! (QUIT TEASING US!)


Here is a video of actual gameplay provided by PlayscopeTrailers.

What do you think of the new ‘Move?’

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LETS ALL GO TO DISNEYWORLD!

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To promote Disney’s new movie ‘Tron Legacy,’ they have turned their Park monorails into Tron light cycles.

“The transformed trains will be visible on the Epcot monorail line as early as this month. And if you look close, you’ll notice that the design of the futuristic motorcycle-like vehicles from the upcoming film Tron: Legacy also includes walls of trailing colored light.” – Disney

Thanks to Jonathan and SciFiGeeks who are just as excited for this movie as we are!

Jeez, I’ve heard rumors that Activision was headed by a big bunch of jerks but this is absolutely absurd. Infinity Ward’s head bosses Vince Zampella and Jason West were expecting a large royalty check with a “thank you” for making one of the greatest most successful games of all-time. Instead, Activision fired them before the date of their payment.

“Instead of thanking, lauding, or just plain paying Jason and Vince for giving Activision the most successful entertainment product ever offered to the public,” attorney Robert Schwartz said, “last month Activision hired lawyers to conduct a pretextual ‘investigation’ into unstated and unsubstantiated charges of ‘insubordination’ and ‘breach of fiduciary duty,’ which then became the grounds for their termination on Monday, March 1st.”

Dude, I don’t care what happened. Modern Warfare 2 was so utterly freakin’ SWEET and successful, that I think Activision should have just swallowed their pride & kissed some Infinite butts. Does this mean the Call of Duty enterprise will now plummet?

This is an image that was taken by NASA’s Cassini spacecraft, 9,500 kilometers away from of Saturn’s moon ‘Mimas.’ As you can see, Mimas’ pure resemblence of the Death Star, supreme weapon of mass destruction, only can mean one thing: ALIENS MUST BE REALLY BIG FANS OF STAR WARS! OR- they are secretly creating it, disguising it as a moon and they eventually plan on DESTROYING US ALL! Either theory totally justifies the 88 mile wide crater on the moon’s surface.

Source: [The Sun]

Now let’s teach Helen Keller how to play Guitar Hero!

(Don’t even act like you’re not impressed with my ’shop skillz. I’m totally pro! I TOOK A GRAPHIC ARTS CLASS IN HIGH SCHOOL!)

Jordan Verner beat the entire game of Zelda Ocarina of Time.. and he’s blind. This makes all of us look like whining idiots when it comes to playing the Water Temple. Continue reading »