Did you grow up with Garfield? If you did, then like me you often sided with Garfield and didn’t pay too much attention to his owner, Jon.
Now, with the creation of “Garfield minus Garfield” you can get to know this guy better than you ever wanted to. And it is DEPRESSING. Without Garfield, Jon just sits in crazy, angsty solitude talking to himself. You’ve been warned.
This is one of those things where you look at it, laugh and say “oh my gosh thats SO true!” LOL. Ohh man. Star Wars and Star Trek feuds never get old. Click here to see the FULL chart with Avatar, Firefly & LOST
From the popular video game Street Fighter, the infamous character known as Guile was sentenced today after the court was shown a video of his aggressive vandalism.
Guile was sentanced to 6 months in jail and two years of anger management classes. Lolz.
Apparently Escapist Magazine has started a new webisode featuring porn stars (fully clothed) playing dungeons and dragons. And surprise, the girls almost all play elvin rogues. That used to be my go-to. Time to try something new, I guess.
Io9 interviewed one of the “actresses” on the web series, and I found some of the stuff said to be hilarious. For instance:
They’re not all porn stars: “We’re a medley of porn stars, strippers, models, a hair dresser and I am an ex-porn star/fetish model and currently an illustrator.” As far as I’m concerned, most of those professions are pretty darn close to porn.
About this group of porn stars: “We are the next generation of sexy women in the media where most of our sexy comes from our brains.” Unless it’s a zombie porn, I don’t think your brain is a necessary requirement for “sexy” in porn.
On what edition they’re playing: “A mix of AD&D and 3rd Edition. We don’t list our skills or use feats. Instead Zak likes us to play as if anything we could imagine up and do in real life, we could do in the game… The same with alignments – we don’t use them. He doesn’t want the skill list or alignment to limit what we think we are able to do or how to act.” So you took out the math, critical thinking, and limitations. Understandable.
If you’re interested in checking out an episode, just press play.
My favorite comment from the io9 page is from schrodingers-katana. He says: “I’ve actually had a fair amount of luck in getting attractive girls who have no business gaming at the table for D&D and other games on a pretty frequent basis. Once you break them of the game’s stigma and reveal to them that a lot of their friends are playing with them it’s pretty easy to make a hot girl ONE OF US! ONE OF US!”
It’s true! D&D is a lot of fun if you play with friends that share your personality and humor. You can get your girly friends to join you if you help them get past the stigma they may experience.
Moral of the post: I probably wouldn’t play D&D with porn stars. Honestly, I think they would be pretty boring. Give me non-porn stars with a good sense of humor any day!
If you could play D&D with any person/profession, who would you want to play with?
Every Wednesday I will showcase some of my favorite webcomics. I do the searching so you can do the laughing!
In honor of my first Webcomic Wednesday post, I want to introduce to you some charming guys and the great comics they create. I had the pleasure of meeting these folks at Topatoco’s party (held at Arcane Comics) before ECCC, and they’re amazing! This is a jumbo post featuring multiple comics, so most of the information will be beyond the cut.
Click on the picture (or the more button) for more information on the artists and their comics. Continue Reading…
I’m loving this video of a real life Portal gun. My one complaint: I don’t have one for myself.
Seriously, where can I get one?
What would you use a portal gun for if you had one? Would you use it to be lazy and go through walls instead of doors? Or make the front of a drive-through window go directly to your kitchen?
Heck! On the weekends I have a hard enough time just leaving my bed to walk and go grab a soda! My poor little brother is always getting phone calls from me in the other room asking for him to bring me one! :D There’s nothing wrong with that right?