Webcomic Wednesday: Garfield Minus Garfield [1 comment]

April 1, 2010

Did you grow up with Garfield? If you did, then like me you often sided with Garfield and didn’t pay too much attention to his owner, Jon.

Now, with the creation of “Garfield minus Garfield” you can get to know this guy better than you ever wanted to. And it is DEPRESSING. Without Garfield, Jon just sits in crazy, angsty solitude talking to himself. You’ve been warned.

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Garfield Minus Garfield updates every 2-3 days at garfieldminusgarfield.net

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Star Wars vs. Star Trek Fan Chart [1 comment]

March 31, 2010

This is one of those things where you look at it, laugh and say “oh my gosh thats SO true!”

LOL. Ohh man. Star Wars and Star Trek feuds never get old.
Click here to see the FULL chart with Avatar, Firefly & LOST

[via Geekologie]

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Smell Like a Trekkie [Add a comment]

Have you ever wished you could smell like your favorite characters of Star Trek?

Well, you’re in luck. Genki Wear has created three Star Trek fragrances:

tiberius
Tiberius with top notes of citron, black pepper, and cedar, layered over warm vanilla, white musk and sandalwood base notes.

redshirt
Red Shirt with notes of green mandarin, bergamot and a hint of lavender with base notes of leather and grey musk.

ponfarr
and Pon Farr, a perfume for women with notes of citrus, blackcurrant, lotus blossom, and water lily and base notes of sandalwood, peach, and mulberry.

I guess any perfume would beat being smelly, but I’m still partial to men who wear Sex Panther. You know, I hear 60% of the time, it works every time.

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COOLEST CAR EVER! (And It Will Match Your Wolf Moon Shirt!) [Add a comment]

March 23, 2010

From the blog of Car Domain, I present to you the amazing Wolf Cooper!

I wonder if I can install a howling noise for when I honk!

[Thanks to Dave Hanley who probably has high hopes of one day joining a Mini Coop Wolf Pack]

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Guile Sentenced Today Before Court [1 comment]

From the popular video game Street Fighter, the infamous character known as Guile was sentenced today after the court was shown a video of his aggressive vandalism.

Guile was sentanced to 6 months in jail and two years of anger management classes. Lolz.

via [Geekologie]

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Porn Stars Playing D&D [2 comments]

March 20, 2010

Apparently Escapist Magazine has started a new webisode featuring porn stars (fully clothed) playing dungeons and dragons. And surprise, the girls almost all play elvin rogues. That used to be my go-to. Time to try something new, I guess.

Io9 interviewed one of the “actresses” on the web series, and I found some of the stuff said to be hilarious. For instance:

They’re not all porn stars: “We’re a medley of porn stars, strippers, models, a hair dresser and I am an ex-porn star/fetish model and currently an illustrator.”
As far as I’m concerned, most of those professions are pretty darn close to porn.

About this group of porn stars: “We are the next generation of sexy women in the media where most of our sexy comes from our brains.”
Unless it’s a zombie porn, I don’t think your brain is a necessary requirement for “sexy” in porn.

On what edition they’re playing: “A mix of AD&D and 3rd Edition. We don’t list our skills or use feats. Instead Zak likes us to play as if anything we could imagine up and do in real life, we could do in the game… The same with alignments – we don’t use them. He doesn’t want the skill list or alignment to limit what we think we are able to do or how to act.”
So you took out the math, critical thinking, and limitations. Understandable.

If you’re interested in checking out an episode, just press play.

My favorite comment from the io9 page is from schrodingers-katana. He says: “I’ve actually had a fair amount of luck in getting attractive girls who have no business gaming at the table for D&D and other games on a pretty frequent basis. Once you break them of the game’s stigma and reveal to them that a lot of their friends are playing with them it’s pretty easy to make a hot girl ONE OF US! ONE OF US!”

It’s true! D&D is a lot of fun if you play with friends that share your personality and humor. You can get your girly friends to join you if you help them get past the stigma they may experience.

Moral of the post: I probably wouldn’t play D&D with porn stars. Honestly, I think they would be pretty boring. Give me non-porn stars with a good sense of humor any day!

If you could play D&D with any person/profession, who would you want to play with?

Sources: Io9 and Escapist Magazine

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Web Comic Wednesday: Topatoco and Tweet Me Harder [1 comment]

March 18, 2010

Every Wednesday I will showcase some of my favorite webcomics. I do the searching so you can do the laughing!

In honor of my first Webcomic Wednesday post, I want to introduce to you some charming guys and the great comics they create. I had the pleasure of meeting these folks at Topatoco’s party (held at Arcane Comics) before ECCC, and they’re amazing! This is a jumbo post featuring multiple comics, so most of the information will be beyond the cut.

Click on the picture (or the more button) for more information on the artists and their comics.
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Continue Reading…

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What a great idea! Trending Topics On Twitter With Jonathan [Add a comment]

March 13, 2010

This guy finds the funniest tweets that people say on twitter’s trending topics and reads them aloud to share with everyone.

I can’t wait to see more! Some of these answers are just downright hilarious.

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Real Life Portal Guns! [4 comments]

March 11, 2010

I’m loving this video of a real life Portal gun. My one complaint: I don’t have one for myself.

Seriously, where can I get one?

What would you use a portal gun for if you had one? Would you use it to be lazy and go through walls instead of doors? Or make the front of a drive-through window go directly to your kitchen?

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The Hardest Xbox 360 Achievement to Unlock [5 comments]

“Some have tried.. most have failed…
and for many.. it’s damn near impossible.”


Buy the Left The House t-shirt on Split Reason for $19

Heck! On the weekends I have a hard enough time just leaving my bed to walk and go grab a soda! My poor little brother is always getting phone calls from me in the other room asking for him to bring me one! :D There’s nothing wrong with that right?

[SplitReason.com]

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