…Just check out the video. (NSFW for language!)

Ahh, now that’s some good clean gaming fun, courtesy of Zaxy lady Kristina, and one of my BFFs Sara.

Now, I’m pretty excited to give the Kinect a try, but it’s because I know the Kinect isn’t meant for hard-core gamers. If you want to try out some new technology and have a good time, try it. If you want to play an intense game, it probably won’t be your console.

But I do love these videos, courtesy of LaughPong. I had the pleasure of being in some that will be released soon, such as Kinect: Dancing with the Hoff, and Kinect: Halo. Just wait.

Check out more Kinect spoofs at Youtube.com/laughpong and let me know what game YOU would want to see played on Kinect!

This may be the best thing I’ve ever seen.

I know, I know. I say that all the time. But seriously. I thought this was going to be awful. I dreaded watching it. But oh. my. gosh. I want to BFF this man, and make him DM for me all the time.

AMAZING.

What was your favorite monster? Do you have a great impression of a D&D Monster? I wanna see!

Your parents paid for classical music training. You went to the lessons, but the whole time you were waiting to get home to play your Super Nintendo. Now you have great musical knowledge, and a passion for gaming. What to do?

Spend all of your free time making one of these amazing songs.

Check out the amazing skills of this guy who Violins his way through Super Mario Bros.!

And don’t forget the next-Justin-Bieber who created a great one-man rendition of the Pokemon theme. (Because the only thing sadder than creating an acapella version of the Pokemon theme is creating it by yourself…)

All kidding aside, these kids are darn impressive. I’m glad to see they’re putting their training to good use!

I’ve never seen anyone so excited for a paintball gun. And I’m under the firm belief that someone that can change emotions this quickly and extremely should never be allowed near guns of ANY type.

I can safely say she could take me in a paintball game.

(Part 2 of “Scary versions of cute things you liked as a kid” day.)

So, remember a couple weeks ago when I predicted that Care Bears would be the next 80’s flashback to get the Michael Bay treatment?

Well, let me just take a moment to say I CALLED IT. I SO CALLED IT.

Take a look at this video by It’s Not A Book:

Wow. A group of teenagers were able to combine Furries, Goths, and Twilight Fans all into one:

Wolfie Blackheart. Dreamboat.

Let’s just say that local news shows ALWAYS make a big deal about this kind of thing, but they seemed to have a bit of compassion for these kids. Even they know that they’re not planning on causing too much trouble. But still, you’re not looking for attention? Of course you’re not, hon.

Do you have any members of Team Jacob werewolves in your school?

College Humor is at it again with this great commentary on Superhero films:

What do you think of “gritty reboots” of films? I for one love the dark, more realistic tone it sets. And I’m always in for 10 ccs of Daddy Issues.

Anyone recall the boss on Zelda Ocarina of Time, Morpha? Here’s a reminder, think “The Abyss.” If this picture doesn’t scream ‘Morpha’s bedroom’ at you, then I’ve probably just been smoking too much crack this morning.

I don’t know about you guys, but I would NEVER sleep in there! A. Because it reeks of chlorine, B. Drip noises make me want to check myself into a mental hospital & C. MORPHA WILL TEAM UP WITH SHADOW LINK AND THEY WILL GET ME!! THEY’LL GET ME IN MY SLEEP!

If this actually was Morpha’s bedroom, I wonder how frustrated he’d be constantly wetting his own bed. *BA-DUM-BUM CHHHH!!!*

[Thanks Mark for the picture!]

Always playing through the levels as fast as we can to get to the flag pole of victory, have we ever stopped to think about what we’ve just done? CollegeHumor points out the ruthlessness behind Mario and the damage we’ve caused many poor Koopa families.

While watching this video, I actually felt bad. Could you imagine dying like that? No seriously. That has to be one of the worst possible scenarios in the world! I’d beg for death asap! Headaches, seizures, nausea, continuous vomitting, starvation and dehydration all leading to your slow and inevitable death?! NO THANKS.

Man, I’m boycotting this move from now on.
Anyways, back to playing Gears with my lancer chainsaw AHHHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

[CollegeHumor]

Someone spotted this cloud in Vancouver. Looks like Yoda’s keeping an eye out for us.

Be good! He’s watching!

(Thanks to Michael Lonergan who snapped the picture.)