DO NOT WANT: The Spiderpodium [1 comment]

Jill

Ewww this stand gives me the heebie jeebies. The legs are wrapped around it! Gross! I wouldn’t want to pick up my Ipod at all! “No, YOU pick it up! NO YOU pick it UP! NO YOU!”

Breffo – Spiderpodium £14.99 Available March 29, 2010

The Spiderpodium is a stand for your MP3 player, iPhone, iPod, iPod Touch, camera or any other kind of portable pocket device. It also shows off to everyone that your not afraid of spiders. Well… that is, until a real one crawls near you. Then you shriek in panic like a middle aged school girl and jump into your co-worker Pam’s frail arms which snaps her pencil width legs right in half and bruises your preciously sensitive tale bone! “COOOOL DUDE… WAY TO PLAY IT OFFFFF!!! I THOUGHT YOU WEREN’T AFRAID OF SPIDERS!”

…Pam is 74 years old, what did you expect her to do? Carry you like a Spartan?!“

[Breffo]