If you hate your friends and don’t want them to ever come over to your house again, hang up this scary shower curtain, turn off your lights and make fun of them after they piss themselves in your bathroom.
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Seriously. How come dolls are so frightening?
I admit, I had some Barbies when I was growing up. But I made up for it by stealing my lil bro’s Ninja Turtle action figures and playing with them.
But most dolls are insane. And don’t get me started on dollhouses. Ever since I saw this movie as a little kid, I couldn’t look at a dollhouse the same way.
But I would willingly sit alone in a room with a haunted dollhouse before I’d be left alone with this:
What’s up with the casting director finding the creepiest girls ever and making them maniacally laugh while spinning around?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE DOLLS!!!!!! please help me….
And then there’s this:
Sorry. I don’t let secret-whispering dolls share a bed with me. No way, no how.
And finally, this.
I didn’t think you could show baby plastic penis on tv. And who would really want to buy that for their children? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?
This is all proof that video games are truly the better toy for kids. And won’t give them as many nightmares. Or make them go into therapy later on in life. Sheeshers.
