Jill
April 2, 2010
CHILLIN IN MAH DETH BED! .. COUGHIN TERROR IN MAH BEDROOMZ!
Jill here! Really though, I am Bronchitisaurus.
I have bronchitis and a dinosaur roar for a cough. THE PLAGUE HAS TAKEN OVER! Damn you, PAX! Seriously, I’ve heard rumors but … what the hell, man? I’ve been so sick I’ve hardly had a grip on typing or even just using my computer in general! I’m always second guessing myself, ‘is it the sickness doing this or is this really me?’ I never know.
I wanted to bring up the fact that today was April Fools. Yes, Tara pulled a prank to which a few of you didn’t understand and probably still think remains true. Shoot, *personally* I think Jason and Tyler are some dang sexy alias’s if I don’t mind sayin so myself. I think I should make a blog where Tara and I secretly pose as those identities and be the secret writers behind their images. (….or ya know..like not.) Anyways, if you guys didn’t get the joke, I would seriously reconsider & second guess everything you’ve heard today if I were you. (The Indian Halo movie on IGN IS NOT REAL, Lindsay Lohan did not die and Conan apparently is only semi-tired as he revealed on his twitter.)
Me however, I DO NOT DO APRIL FOOLS! IT IS A NASTY AWFUL HOLIDAY THAT TORTURES ME EVERY YEAR! I’ve been disappointed 3 separate times today. Two of which were by ThinkGeek.com!
The iPad Arcade Case:
& the Dharma Initiative Clock
What’s most embarrassing about these incidents is that I didn’t even find out that they were April Fools jokes til I actually tried to BUY one of them! The Dharma Initiative Clock was too good to be true! (*Sigh*) … Though, there is a chance that they will actually make these items, I’m kinda hoping they wont make the iCade. I don’t want to have to buy an iPad and that thing.. is just *way* too cute for me to pass up!
Alrighty then, back to chillinz in mah deathbedz! Glad April Fools is over, hope you all had a good one! Rest easy and I hope all my PAX peeps start feelin better!
Jill
Tara
April 1, 2010
Zaxy Fans,
I hate to do this to you, but if I don’t come clean today, someone else will reveal our secret.
We’re not who we say we are. Don’t get me wrong, all of these posts have been true and from our hearts. We love gaming and geekery… but we’re not girls.
The girls you see in the photo to your right have been hired by us. They’ve made a couple appearances as “Zaxy” and did a little photo shoot. But in all honestly, they’re not us.
In fact, those girls don’t know their Star Trek from their Star Wars. Tara just babbles on about magazines and Twilight, and Jill does nothing but quote Beyonce lyrics. I once asked her nicely to be quiet, and she just started shouting something about being a Diva. Yikes.
Allow me to introduce the real “Jill” and “Tara”. Our names are Jason and Tyler.
I’m Tyler. This photo was taken at one of my fave comic stores: They had a bunch of this book, and since I know I’m a “geek”, I thought this would make the perfect facebook photo.
This is Jason, he writes as “Jill”. This photo was taken about 4 years ago, but it’s still his favorite. He uses it for EVERYTHING.
You probably have some questions. I’ll see if I can answer most of them in this post for you.
Q: Seriously?
A: Seriously. You never thought of it? Come on. You think a girl ACTUALLY thinks Star Trek cologne is cool?
Q: I knew you were too 1337 to be girls.
A: So did we. That’s why we’re guys.
Q: Can we just have the girls back?
A: Yes. We’ll keep the girls’ photos up and continue to write from their voices because it’s fun.
Q: But I met the girls at (insert convention here)!
A: It’s true. You met the actors. Tell me, did they babble on about magazines and Beyonce? They’re paid actresses so they shouldn’t have, but damn are those girls high maintenance. Jill asked to be paid entirely in adorable puppies and Tara wanted nothing more than a “bathtub full of pink glitter”.
Q: You still seem kinda cool. Could we meet you guys?
A: Unfortunately, Jason hasn’t left his house for 3 years for fear of the sun. We communicate entirely through ChatRoulette. I just have to keep “nexting” until I find him. It’s tedious. But I’m up for a beer!
Q: Good sir, what day is it?
A: Why it’s the 1st of April, why do you ask?
