TMNT’s New Look? No Thanks! [6 comments]

Jill

*Puke!* WTF is that?! Is that an over-sized Brussels sprout with a bandanna wrapped around it?.. Or is that reeeally what the new look for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is set to be in their 2012 live action movie?

We pray that it’s just a prototype! That is definitely not the turtle we all know and love! If they can’t smile, then where’s the cowabunga in that?

[Source: FusedFilm]

Cowabunga Backpack Will Make You Angry [6 comments]

Jill

Wow. Is that Travis McCoy from the Gym Class Heros with a turtle backpack on? NO?
It’s a teenage mutant ninja turtle backpack sold at Hot Topic that is sure to make you look like an idiot. This backpack irritates me beyond belief for some reason. Any 14 year old hipster wearing this backpack with that dinky little eye band, I’ll go Shredder on your face for disgracing one of my favorite childhood cartoons. You’re not cute, you never watched the show and THE TURTLES ARE NOT A TREND!