I mean, at the least, there should be a “Mega Man” mode included in every game. I know I would appreciate it.
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Ooh! Let’s play the “I Spy” game.
I spy…
A badass looking Kratos.
A cutesy-wootsy John Marston.
Geno from Super Mario RPG uh…shooting a load. *snort*
Nathan Drake <3
But really, what else needs to be said here? I’ll just let you stare in awe. But watch out for drool, though. I don’t want you short circuiting your keyboard or anything.
Before this thing shows up in your toilet and sucks all of your life energy. I’m for serious.
“Four thousand feet beneath the surface of the Pacific Ocean, water temperatures hover around a chilly 37° Fahrenheit, and the tiny sparks of bioluminescent life forms provide the only light. In this dark, cold world, scientists have discovered a strange new predator – a gelatinous, blood-red jellyfish that can reach up to three meters in diameter. Named Tiburonia granrojo (Spanish for big red), this massive jelly is particularly unusual because it lacks tentacles, which most jellies use to catch their food. Instead, Big Red has between four and seven thick, wrinkled arms.”
I have a terrible confession to make. I have never played a Metroid game in my entire life (can I at least get SOME cred for playing as Samus once or twice in SSB?) but even I can appreciate the somewhat real-lifeness of a fictional videogame creature.
I mean, if a Goron were to be discovered in the mountains, I’m sure I would poo myself.
Because you’re sick of your fake bear skin that you got last year, you hipster! Jokes. Apparently these bad boys don’t come out until August 25th but that won’t stop me! I want a Wampa Rug from ThinkGeek.com and I want one naoooooooow! Hmph. By the way, anyone want a golden goose egg?! I got a million of these things and I’m sick of ‘em.
Every year, Disney hosts Star Wars themed weekends in the summer to boost their reputation and to promote the animated TV series, The Clone Wars.
Even though I wish Disney would stop with the weekend festivals and just go ahead and make a Star Wars Amusement Park already, the ads for these events are clever enough to make anyone want to go. Look how excited Darth Maul is about his rainbow face paint! Lawlz.
I saw this instructional picture for how to make dollar bill t-shirts on reddit the other day and I decided I’d give it a try. Let me just say that steps 4, 5 & 6 were real doozies for me but I managed to get it done.
I know one sleeve is larger than the other but SHHHHH! The little man that’s going to wear this has an abnormally large bicep on one arm!
We can kick ass and smell like strawberries while doing it.
I want this picture framed in my home, so all of my guests know exactly the kind of person I am. The kind that will sword them to death if they make me play with action figures or Rubiks Cubes.
(I kid. I love TMNT and played with their action figures often when I was younger. But I was telling the truth about the Rubiks Cube. I hate that thing.)
Thanks to Geekologie who alerted me to this fine piece of art.
Before you shower, next time ask yourself “Do I want just a shower? Or do I want to bathe myself in the force with the Rebel & Empire alliance?” That should be a sexy time! ……With yourself. *awkward* DID I MENTION THEY HAVE SNES CARTRIDGE BAR SOAP?!
Every year, Disney hosts Star Wars themed weekends in the summer to boost their reputation and to promote the animated TV series, The Clone Wars.
So cute!
