So you live in a small town and have been noticing some crop circles popping up in your farm. What do you do?

According to this chart, you should start brushing up on your math.

Take a look at the image that will help you prepare for the moment that you first contact aliens. It’s actually surprisingly informative and full of real-life, useful information that will make the whole abduction thing way less awkward.

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