As Halloween approaches, I’ve begun the search for an awesome costume. But, much like last year, I ended up finding tons of new costumes that just made me go “WTF.” Girls’ “sexy” costumes keep getting more and more bizarre.
I’ve found an assortment of costumes I want to share with you, and have broken them into four categories. But the best part? BuyCostumes.com is willing to send me one or two of these costumes of YOUR choice, and I’ll have some fun doing a photo shoot for you all. Just leave a comment with the costume you want to see me wear by noon on Wednesday, September 21, and keep an eye out for the photos (and a contest from BuyCostumes so you can win your own costume!) in the near future.
Without further ado:
Geeky Yet Sexy
I don’t think any of this stuff would pass at a convention.
My friends and I have decided you can make this sexy by wearing nothing but underwear with it. I’m pretty sure I would be head butting people all night if I had this. I also can’t look at the picture of this costume without cracking up.
Want to dress up as a girl wearing a dress that says “Pac-Man” on it? Lucky for you, you can do that!
This may not look much like the Bumblebee you know and
love tolerate, but I secretly love it. Why? Because SO many girls dress up as bumblebees during Halloween every year. This would be an amazing way to show them up.
Sexy Inanimate Objects
I can’t say I ever thought of any of these things as sexy, but here goes…
This costume was entirely created so guys could tell her “nice rack”. Bonus: The balls are moveable, so you can… move them. Not sure why you’d want to. Also, wouldn’t you just be opening yourself up to being beat with sticks all night if you wore this?
Nothing says “hottie” like a cartoony weapon of destruction. Also available: Dynamite.
Are you short, very stocky, and looking for a Halloween costume? Voila!
Man, who would have thought crazy people could look so good.
Silence of the Lambs
Nothing says “sexy” like a crazy cannibal. BONUS: If people don’t know what movie you’re from, it says on your chest!
A Clockwork Orange
You know that time you thought “I really want to go as a character from Clockwork Orange, but I want to show some leg, and maybe have guys think I’m cute?” Well, it’s your lucky day!
So this isn’t a villian or a character from a horror film exactly, but it is the costume that’s most likely to give me nightmares. So, there’s that.
Let’s Ruin Our Childhood
I just… I…
Oscar the Grouch
Looks like we’re continuing the theme of “Sexy Sesame Street” characters started last year. I’m glad to see I can finally dress like a monster that lives in trash (and that his trash can makes such a tasteful pencil skirt.)
Just a quick reminder: Ursula is the obese octopus that steals the Little Mermaid’s voice. She is in no way sexy at ALL. That said, this outfit is actually kinda cute.
So, I see what you’re doing here. It’s a different, more fun version of the average “maid” costume. But… OH DEAR GOD WHY ARE YOU CARRYING YOUR HEAD AS A PURSE?
Marvin the Martian
Marvin, that’s not where your eyes go…
This wins the “vomit in my mouth” award. Hello Kitty is not supposed to be hot. Or human. Please give me my childhood back.
After all that, I’m TERRIFIED to see what you’re going to make me wear. Don’t forget to leave a comment on what costume I should do a shoot in. Please go easy.
Looking for something a bit less skanky for yourself? Take a look at the rest of BuyCostume’s Halloween costumes.
EDIT: I’ve tallied the votes, and the winning costume was: ROSIE! Second place was Angry Birds. Interesting to see the kinds of things you all think is “sexy”… Be on the look out for some pictures of me in the costume you picked in the next couple weeks!
Tags: costumes, Halloween, LOL, sexy, wtf