Robot Unicorn Will Attack iPhones This Month [Add a comment]

Jill

If you remember the game Robot Unicorn Attack that was posted on here awhile ago, then 5 gold stars to you my friend!

The game is a stressful, ultra-fast speed, side-scroller that does all the running for you while you’re smashing your head into star obstacles.

I’ll be honest & just say that I hate this game. I hate this game so much that it forces me to play it over, and over, and over again til I’ve almost caused myself to have a severe panic attack.

*Coming to the iPhone this June!*

But now guess what! Now, not only will you be able to experience a nervous breakdown while sitting on your computer at home, but you can be panic-stricken while walking your dog, while eating dinner with your family, or even while driving!

Yea that’s right, who says being on your phone in your car is illegal?! Oprah?!?!? Pshh.. what does that ol’ bucket know anyways! I can text, sing Justin Bieber & drive drunk all at the same time like nobodies business! (*Please god let them know that was a joke…. I would never listen to Justin Bieber in my car!*)

Robot Unicorn Attack coming to an iPhone near you. This month. For $3.

[Kotaku]

P.s. Click here to play it!

P.p.s. Don’t drink & drive.

Tags: Gaming, iPhone, THE INSANITY!!!