I’M BRONCHITISAURUS!
CHILLIN IN MAH DETH BED! .. COUGHIN TERROR IN MAH BEDROOMZ!
Jill here! Really though, I am Bronchitisaurus.
I have bronchitis and a dinosaur roar for a cough. THE PLAGUE HAS TAKEN OVER! Damn you, PAX! Seriously, I’ve heard rumors but … what the hell, man? I’ve been so sick I’ve hardly had a grip on typing or even just using my computer in general! I’m always second guessing myself, ‘is it the sickness doing this or is this really me?’ I never know.
I wanted to bring up the fact that today was April Fools. Yes, Tara pulled a prank to which a few of you didn’t understand and probably still think remains true. Shoot, *personally* I think Jason and Tyler are some dang sexy alias’s if I don’t mind sayin so myself. I think I should make a blog where Tara and I secretly pose as those identities and be the secret writers behind their images. (….or ya know..like not.) Anyways, if you guys didn’t get the joke, I would seriously reconsider & second guess everything you’ve heard today if I were you. (The Indian Halo movie on IGN IS NOT REAL, Lindsay Lohan did not die and Conan apparently is only semi-tired as he revealed on his twitter.)
Me however, I DO NOT DO APRIL FOOLS! IT IS A NASTY AWFUL HOLIDAY THAT TORTURES ME EVERY YEAR! I’ve been disappointed 3 separate times today. Two of which were by ThinkGeek.com!
The iPad Arcade Case:

& the Dharma Initiative Clock

What’s most embarrassing about these incidents is that I didn’t even find out that they were April Fools jokes til I actually tried to BUY one of them! The Dharma Initiative Clock was too good to be true! (*Sigh*) … Though, there is a chance that they will actually make these items, I’m kinda hoping they wont make the iCade. I don’t want to have to buy an iPad and that thing.. is just *way* too cute for me to pass up!
Alrighty then, back to chillinz in mah deathbedz! Glad April Fools is over, hope you all had a good one! Rest easy and I hope all my PAX peeps start feelin better!
Jill






lol aww I totally thought the same thing from that newegg email about the iCade. So tragic.
Great article :]
Get some rest and feel better!
Damn you Jason, you’re supposed to not type things like that. Now they’ll know that the april fool’s joke was to make people think they were joking.
Damn you Jason, now that you’ve actually typed everyone will know that the real april fool’s joke was to make our viewers think that it was really a joke.
I loved the Halo trailer, it was well made! Honestly, even if it was an Indian flick, I’d still see it. Because it’s Halo.
Get well soon…
i know exactly what you mean about feeling duped. last year i tried to buy the taun taun sleeping bag. what’s funny is now that thinkgeek made it happen, i’ve yet to buy it. i’m probably just bitter (i will crawl into one soon though!)
the icade is an awesome idea that i’m sure could happen in the near future.
get well soon jill!
Awwww…sounds like you caught a case of conSARS!